I fucking swear....
There was already a Black Mirror episode about why this was a bad idea! Ten years ago! It had Hayley Atwell!
How the fuck can you say that and not think you're a sci-fi villain?
Just... I'm so tired of this tweet being so accurate.
am i insane or should masks be mandated for hospitals as a permanent installation. a forever institution. always. covid is an irrelevant factor when hospitals are always full of both very sick and very immunocompromised people..?
Yes they always should have for both all staff and all visitors. It's horrible and ridiculous that you could ever catch someone's flu from a waiting room on top of what you're already there for, and even a cold can become deadly for compromised people.
National Treasure (2004) + letterboxd reviews
[ID Start: a flat-colored, looping gif of an adult woodcock bobbing its body up and down. There are two chicks around it, also bobbing. A third chick is behind them, sitting down with its legs kicked out in front of it. /End ID.]
Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc
1. Any book you want
2. Don’t read books you don’t want to read
3. That’s it
4. Congratulations you did it
I really like this list. All my favorite books are on it.
Thanks I worked really hard on it
An excellent list.
it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning
@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.
this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun
"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
A Corridor in the Asylum, 1889. Vincent van Gogh. Black chalk and gouache on pink Ingres paper
why is miss piggy the greatest celebrity of all time. legitimately
i see pictures of her and i'm like that's who i need to be when i grow up
why does she live a better life than us
i believe she is real and one day i will find her
this is how the movie went right
Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic "hunk" body type, but I'm not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just...
Yzma: ... I WANT you to KILL him!
southernsideofme
Awesome 👏
Dear lord!
drift compatible
it took me a moment to realize what was going on with their hands. Drift compatible indeed!
RAW Irish Gay Music
[video description: two women playing a violin and a banjo. where ordinarily each instrument is a two-handed single-player operation, one hand working the strings on the neck of the instrument and the other plucking the strings on the banjo body or bowing the strings on the violin body, here both instruments are two-player because each woman is working the neck of one instrument and the body of another. partway through, a third woman comes up with a tin whistle, which again is ordinarily single-player, requiring both hands on the holes and mouth blowing into the mouthpiece; here, the third woman does the hands part for the whistle while one of the first two does the blowing.]
